Richard Christie

Tell us why you didn’t go to Hawaii:

I didn’t go to Hawaii because I decided to go for a stupid air on a stupid shorey and buckled my ankle. I was training to go and everything and a week before I was supposed to leave I injured myself. So rattled.

What have you been doing while everyone else has been getting slabbed?

Just watching everyone online and spending a shit-load of time on the couch. Spewin!

What part of Hawaii did you miss the most?

I was just frothing to surf Pipe again. I’ve only surfed it once before and caught two waves in about five hours. This time I was hoping to catch three.

Had any roots?

I’ve got a chick so I’ve just been hanging with her. I think she was quietly stoked I buckled my ankle and couldn’t go to Hawaii.

What’s the best thing you reckon you’ve seen from Hawaii?

I saw Barca [Dustin Barca) get an amazing one at Off The Wall on the web. Also, Wardo was going mental during the Pipe comp.

Which Black Knight surfer did you think would go the wildest in Hawaii?

I reckon Brenno and Hippo woulda gone pretty mental actually, I dunno. All the Black Knight guys are mad dogs so I’m sure they would have all went pretty nuts.